glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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