My first STD was from a foam party
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
All the doctor said was why
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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