You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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