i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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