Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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