I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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