That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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