Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
