school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just found puke in my bra..
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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