Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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