There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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