i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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