Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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