the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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