It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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