I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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