She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Text me some of your sweat
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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