I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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