i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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