why didn't you poke me back
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you have to choose: penises or morals?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
