Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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