Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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