do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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