YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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