D3 body, D1 cock
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
handjob tips. give me some.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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