He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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