is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
this just has baby written all over it
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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