yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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