It's like God shit irony all over that family
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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