It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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