Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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