I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do vagina's smell?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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