this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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