People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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