Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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