He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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