i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I licked your asshole in confidence.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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