the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
oh god was she eating orange peels again
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
