will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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