I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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