I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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