dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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