Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He called his prostate his "boner button".
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The adults are the big ones right?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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