I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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