I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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