Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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