the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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