You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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