There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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