just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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