Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He better not be in your backpack
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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