gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Me too!
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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