So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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